yourbigsisnissi:

daily-showerthoughts:

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

failout4:

Me: *drops something while eating*

My pet, running at 876 mph towards the dropped food: time to C O N S U M E

fleamontpotter:

name: falfie
weight: 55+ kilos
likes: eating rocks, cuddles, my brothers dog, me
terrified of: lightning, rain, wind, baths and water of any kind
despises: the vacuum, mailmen, birds
occupation: being a good boy

broodingsoul:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

Hello yes, pardon me for asking, but what the fuck is going on here?

the power of love

taking-out-the-trash-fam:

The Belcher Kids as Famous Vines

Tina: 

• *Kid does small trick on a scooter* “That was legitness!” 
  
• WELL WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS! 
  
• Old woman slamming on bus doors while singing high notes 
  
• Guy dancing in a tree with a broom and get’s electrocuted 
  
• Shuffling snow, falls for 10 minutes straight
  
• Robot dog falls on banana peel 
  
• Merry crisis!
  
• *Misses minigolf put and jumps into the lake* 
  
• Girl waddles out of the kitchen with locked knees, father very tired and disappointed 
  
• “It’s an avocado! Thanks!” 
  

Gene: 

• Road work ahead? Uhm, yeah, I sure hope it does! 
  
•  A potato flew around my room before you caaame 
  
•  “Emergency? Okay calm down, we don’t want a panic! at the disco!” 
  
• Kid with shoulderpads and sunglasses doing poses around the house
  
• WADDUP, I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
  
• “Stooop, I could’ve dropped my croissant!” 
  
• CATAPILLAR RAVE! 
  
• Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla! 
  
• Kid aggressively reenacting the Bet On It scene from HSM2 by the pool
  
• Welcome to Chili’s

Louise: 

• Fre shavac do! 
  
• X-files themesong, aliens falls of treadmill 
  
•  *Cashier and cook in a violent fight, slamming each other against the counter* “Can I get a waffle?” 
  
• “I WON’T HESISTATE, BITCH!” 
  
• I’m baad bitch, you can’t kill me! 
  
• Who’s that pokemon?! “IT’S PIKACHU!!” It’s Clefairy! “FUCK!!” 
  
• The Idubbbz “Waka Waka, I’m GaAY!” remix 
  
• “Fuck off Janet, I’m not going to your FUCKING babyshower!” 
  
• “Excuse my potty mouth :))” *Turns around* “Shut the FUCK UP!!” 
  
• The one where the parasoles finally attacks the human race 
  
• “It was a hit and run.” “What an asshole, did he even leave a note?” “No, I drove away as soon as I hit him!”